9. We continuously work on our technique

8. We adore tight clothing

7. We do it on football fields and gym floors

6. We're used to poles of all sizes

5. We strive for perfect performance

4. We work well with our hands

3. We are very flexible

2. We always want to be on top

And the # 1 reason to date a guard member. . . .
1. We love making people scream and yell