My guard says constantly

You changed the routine

You said 5 min., it's only been 2

You want me to do WHAT?

We've been practicing for 5 hours and we've only had one break.

Oh, just kidding!

Someone took my flag!

That was 10 push-ups I swear!

Uhhhh can u do that one more time?

Wait... I'm confused...

But I couldnt go home before practice

BUT I DONT WANT TO FREE FORM!

But I NEVER wear make-up!

But it's my birthday

But it's raining

But jazz running makes me look like a duck

But my flag's bigger than me

But that is how I did it!

But the wind took it

But we were supposed to go home 20 min. ago

I AM wearing enough make-up!

I can do it with my sabre at home, must be this sabre.

I cant do it when you watch me!

I cant practice at home because my flag doesnt fit in my car.

I dont know HOW to do eye-liner.

I don't know this work

I don't move that way!

I dont remember you teaching us that!

I got a sail

I meant to do that... really!

I'm just saving my energy for the show

I'm PMSing.

Im too short

Its too early!

My flag has a tear in it

My butts in the way

I was just doing what you said, a DROP spin

I was thinking too much

Others I found

A bee stung me - A bee stung me again

A fortune cookie said that I shouldn't

A freshmen can't do THAT

Aim for the drummers

Are you sure I'm doing it wrong

Are you SURE that's how you do it?

But I cross her on my way to my spot

But i just pierced it yesterday

But i'm only an alternate

But my gloves dont fit!!

But the captains werent smiling...

His rifle is lighter than mine.

How am i supposed to spot when she keeps moving?

I had to fix my hair.

I was just showing everyone what NOT to do at a show.

I was watching her and SHE was wrong!

If you want to pay for my dental bill, Ill catch it like that!

It must be the tape

It's cold, it's raining, I'm numb and I wanna sleep

Its got a mind of its own

Its gravitys fault

Its the flags fault!

Its the spandex

I've only got two hands

My cousin taught me different

My finger got caught

My flag doesn't deserve being that high.

My flag is mad at me.

My flags afraid of hieghts

Well I didn't have any time to sleep I was here practicing with you

What's my motivation

You were staring at me.